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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Concrete Shoes

Submitted by Concrete Shoes on December 28, 2012.

Score
3hits so far
17tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Hosni MubarakFeb 25, 2020 Feb 25, 2020 91
9 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
8 Hugo Chavez hitMar 5, 2013 Mar 5, 2013 58
7 Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016 Nov 25, 2016 90
6 Robert Mugabe Sep 5, 2019 Sep 5, 2019 95
5 Stan Musial hitJan 19, 2013 Jan 19, 2013 92
4 Eydie Gorme hitAug 10, 2013 Aug 10, 2013 84
3 Al MolinaroOct 29, 2015 Oct 29, 2015 96
2 Buddy RyanJun 28, 2016 Jun 28, 2016 85
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.