This list was submitted by knkaustin on Wednesday, November 28th, 2012 at 2:13 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the FS Miscreants 2 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
9 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
6 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
5 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
4 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
3 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
2 | Harper Lee | February 19th, 2016 | 89 |
1 | Sonny Jurgenson | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003