JLK (names that start with J,L or K)

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This list was submitted by knkaustin on Wednesday, November 28th, 2012 at 2:13 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the FS Miscreants 2 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Jack RamsayApril 27th, 201489
6Lawrence WalshMarch 19th, 2014102
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
1Sonny JurgensonAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003