Gerald Ford has been played on 738 lists, including 58 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Death March 121BCeltics325
2.JMD - Are you Dr. Galakowitz?Mr Wonderful320
3.Presbyterian JihadFrankie Pentangeli317
4.Angelina's strange babyUSER00026219
5.Deadtime for BonzoStarwanderer218
6.Spiny Norman 3USER01421217
7.Legends of Bucket KickingMarkRabo216
8.SeaPepto-What The Hell...This One's Free!SeaPepto216
9.Dead as a Can of Spam 3Oh No You Ditten215
10.Die Richard SimmonsGizmo Kaka215
11.Dead PresidentsUSER00750214
12.Too Old to ThinkDollar Bill214
13.CadillacJCadillacJ213
14.Cryptkicker 1JohnRandy211
15.Have you buried a Ford lately?Starwanderer23
16.BIG E - Social Commentary #2USER01367110
17.Death Comes A Knockin'Mr Happy110
18.Die Die Die - Long ShotsSarkon110
19.Election Year With No HopeUSER00073110
20.Grave ConsequencesUSER01919110
21.Headstones of StateUSER01205110
22.Kasey 1USER00308110
23.KimE - Corpses Wanted 2004calvey110
24.Let the BODIES HIT the Floor 2Angel of Death110
25.Queueing at the GatesUSER01875110
26.Ritz's Elder StatesmenUSER01786110
27.Sailor Goon 2004USER01797110
28.Big O's Dead List 2004USER0049319
29.Bury me in EnglandUSER0187319
30.Give Me a StiffyUSER0192819
31.Go See God- Pontificate This!USER0077919
32.JMC Hearse 2JUSER0099719
33.MK - Hanging ChadMBalmed19
34.NO SHAME NO SHAMEUSER0080919
35.Someone poison the Pope's corn flakes for me...BJCx7819
36.Bastille's Immunity ChallengeUSER0022018
37.Death Is My Business And Business Has Been GoodUSER0188618
38.Start carving the stonesUSER0184118
39.Go See God- Start Diggin' Boys!USER0077917
40.Two Grand in my MotorUSER0185417
41.Bloody Mary #1USER0180416
42.Go See God- Hope this one Hits!USER0077916
43.The Stiff In Phoenix is SickUSER0081416
44.Toes Up 3USER0202516
45.Brianscat KittenUSER0114715
46.K Willy--Keeping It RealUSER0174314
47.Mortal Coil 3USER0190712
48.Chad: Breaking News: Kitty Turns 2 LitterUSER0111511
49.NO SHAME NO SHAME 2USER0080911
50.Baby Don't Fear The ReaperUSER0188600
51.Channeling John Lennonmaxwell's silver hammer00
52.DirtMongersIIIUSER0113400
53.Go See God- Intransitive VerbsUSER0077900
54.HoedownInHells1/2AcreUSER0201600
55.La Muerte 2LaMuerte00
56.Roger Gowiththrottleup 2Roger Gowiththrottleup00
57.School House RockDeathWish00
58.Stiff Breeze (again) 3Captain Chaos 0800
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

They call him a pioneer of rock 'n' roll, but if you've ever heard either of his big hits ("Party Doll" and "Hula Rock"), you know that he was just some goofball with the hiccups.

(d) February 14th, 1999