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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 4:48 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
9Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
8Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
7Alan GreenspanAlive96
6Tony Randall May 17th, 200484
5John MohammedNovember 10th, 200948
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
2Peter O'TooleDecember 14th, 201381
1Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

6 hours. That's how long we spent trying to figure out how to work "Stayin' Alive" into an obit. Fuck it. He's dead.

(d) May 20th, 2012