Die Richard Simmons

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This list was submitted by Gizmo Kaka on Monday, December 29th, 2003 at 3:11 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
7Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
6Julia Child August 13th, 200491
5Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
4Marlon Brando July 2nd, 200480
3Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
2Jack PalanceNovember 10th, 200687
1Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014