This list was submitted by JohnRandy on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:25 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
7 | Barbara Billingsley | October 16th, 2010 | 94 |
6 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
5 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
4 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
3 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
2 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
1 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
21 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021