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This list was submitted by USER01804 on Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 11:32 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
9John MillsApril 23rd, 200597
8Alistair Cooke March 30th, 200495
7Simon WiesenthalSeptember 20th, 200596
6Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
5Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
4Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
3Jane WyattOctober 20th, 200696
2Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
1William WestmorelandJuly 18th, 200591
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021