This list was submitted by USER01804 on Sunday, January 4th, 2004 at 11:32 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
9 | John Mills | April 23rd, 2005 | 97 |
8 | Alistair Cooke | March 30th, 2004 | 95 |
7 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
5 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
4 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
3 | Jane Wyatt | October 20th, 2006 | 96 |
2 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
1 | William Westmoreland | July 18th, 2005 | 91 |
24 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021