Too Old to Think — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Dollar Bill on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:23 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
9	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
8	Hans Bethe	March 6th, 2005	98
7	George Kennan	March 17th, 2005	101
6	John Galbraith	April 29th, 2006	97
5	Gerald Ford	December 26th, 2006	93
4	Archibald Cox	May 29th, 2004	92
3	Milton Friedman	November 16th, 2006	94
2	Sargent Shriver	January 18th, 2011	95
1	Robert Byrd	June 28th, 2010	92
14 points		2 hits

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997