This list was submitted by USER00779 on Monday, December 29th, 2003 at 7:03 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
8 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
7 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
6 | Artie Shaw | December 30th, 2004 | 94 |
5 | Van Johnson | December 12th, 2008 | 92 |
4 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
3 | John Mills | April 23rd, 2005 | 97 |
2 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
1 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
17 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998