This list was submitted by maxwell's silver hammer on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 6:00 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 9 | Michael Jackson | June 25th, 2009 | 50 |
| 8 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 7 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
| 6 | Marlon Brando | July 2nd, 2004 | 80 |
| 5 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 4 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 3 | Andy Griffith | July 3rd, 2012 | 86 |
| 2 | Tony Curtis | September 29th, 2010 | 85 |
| 1 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
Dear Readers, I've had it. After 50 years of saying "Take your head out of your ass" in a million different ways, I'm throwing in the towel. Figure out your own stupid little problems from now on. -Lifeless on Lake Shore
(d) June 22nd, 2002