Ariel Sharon has been played on 1558 lists, including 174 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ533
2.Death Soup: From A(riel) to Z(elda)!MJ and Friends531
3.Destroyers 3Destroyers531
4.Kid GhoulashGhoulash525
5.2010 & done 3USER00562430
6.Killer Advocatelaptoplg430
7.Sod SquadBarker J. Wagtail430
8.The Game of LifeUSER02045429
9.all gomers die of somethinglindbergh428
10.Ghost of Stiffs Past 3Ghost of Stiffs Past428
11.DX Rob IIDX Rob427
12.Here TodayBuck427
13.And Then There Were None 1Digger O Dell426
14.And Then There Were None 1Digger O Dell426
15.xyzzy-3RoloTomassi426
16.Come on I wanns See 'em in a mausoleum 4EdRulz425
17.DGD - WrathDGD423
18.Like fine winemoribundus422
19.flatliners 3The Shadow421
20.goddammit2goddammit421
21.Ghoul Girl IGhoul Girl420
22.I REALLY Suck At ThisBibsPal420
23.Mary Tyler Morgue 1Shoeguy420
24.dpj 2010 List TWOdpj0122419
25.salnbetts2Sal & Barb417
26.Tsuga - A Snowball in HellTsuga327
27.Loki 2Loki325
28.You're Only As Dead As You FeelBiff Thanatos325
29.Team Formalin II: You ain't gettin' out alive, Biggsy!anarchess324
30.Funeral For A Friend 1USER00495323
31.Team Formalin: Say It With Dead Flowersanarchess323
32.Deathwish 2010DeathWish322
33.O3 and FreonO3322
34.Offal TruthUSER01797322
35.CROSSING OVER (1)02495321
36.Funeral For A Friend 3USER00495320
37.The Lynch MobTaugh320
38.Tomtsled-10 New Tombstones 1Tomtsled320
39.Death Soup: Death Watch BeatlesMJ and Friends319
40.Doc & DJ--Numbers GameDoc & DJ319
41.salnbetts3Sal & Barb319
42.A Grateful Deadhead IIJudysomething318
43.DX Rob IIIDX Rob318
44.Lights Out in the Boston HillsJoker318
45.flatliners 2The Shadow317
46.McMurdo1McMurdoMan317
47.Circumstances Beyond Our controlttc4319315
48.home to jesus3bjaskols315
49.Let the Decade BeginDoubled484315
50.Bring It On You Old FuksDeath Bastard314
51.Bring It On: Biggs Has To GoDeath Bastard314
52.Moriturimoribundus314
53.Tomtsled-10 New Tombstones 2Tomtsled313
54.JT: Last Year's Top Ten SurvivorsTripper312
55.NJM Green MileNJMCW312
56.PB: Only one list this year (alas)pbear312
57.Potts Kitchen BaconMarkMx312
58.scjones3powersisme312
59.Soon B. Gonn 1Edhead22312
60.TheWizardofWestwoodFroggyB312
61.Run Run of Bad Luck LuckUSER00750310
62.Go ahead and buy green bananasBooBeau219
63.If you're on this list, you'll see 2011BooBeau219
64.MrJeff\'s Death of the Partymrjeff2000219
65.A tisket, A tasket, lets fill up a casket 1ttc4319218
66.Death Soup: Turn Me On Dead ManMJ and Friends218
67.Hurry Up and Die Already, Part VIhurryupndiealready218
68.Shorty7ft 1shorty7ft218
69.BriSaysDiehoubri217
70.IAGO 1IAGO217
71.My Other Ten Funerals 2010Jerrytopdown217
72.My Wife's Cat Wants Me DeadSeaPepto217
73.O3 and WaterO3217
74.poor kittylindbergh217
75.NVN: does this smell funny to you ?No Viagra Needed216
76.Suit 3 - Combo ListPezintree216
77.2010 & done 1USER00562215
78.Afraid of the Dark #2Minnesota Neil215
79.C & C CadaversBairBones215
80.Charlie FoxtrotOldDocMcCoy215
81.Ivy Cliff Memorial 2010hodag21378215
82.Kick the Buck, EttsRawkwell215
83.rogalinski1rogalinski215
84.Serve and Let DieBrucovitch215
85.Death Rattle: Bright, Shiny Facesanarchess214
86.Exploding Brain MatterGhoul Girl214
87.IAGO 2IAGO214
88.IAGO 3IAGO214
89.hark from the tombsJohn 3:16213
90.O3+H2SO3213
91.Are they Dead Yet?Dead Fred212
92.Cyst and Decease!Pozzo212
93.mauro1mauro212
94.Rachel's List 4Rachel A212
95.Tic Tag Toeroderner212
96.In the Ground IIIn the Box Looking Up211
97.Lots o' sick bastardsBJCx78211
98.Our Ten Funerals 2010Jerrytopdown211
99.cd5dh Aren't Any of You Ever Gonna Diecerista210
100.cd5dh Out, out damn spot!cerista210
101.LD 100Roger Gowiththrottleup210
102.Rachel's List 6Rachel A210
103.Sooozbe List #3Susieb29
104.We're Drivin' the Bus to Hell, Again 1Rat Bastard29
105.XQJ37USER0523229
106.Stiffi GrafUSER0595628
107.Anyone want a cold stiff one in phoenix? 1USER0220427
108.Trout's Dead Fish 2Trout27
109.Bring Our Yer DeadBrandy's Limp Stiff26
110.I WozUSER0033626
111.Time's Up 3USER0056226
112.JP's Death ListUSER0580725
113.La Muerte1LaMuerte24
114.The big dead 10executionbyxmasslights23
115.Beer HogsUSER02535110
116.Death RowPeople Meat110
117.dingy momome first110
118.Doc & DJ--Why Do They Love Admiral Ackbar?Doc & DJ110
119.Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots110
120.scjones2powersisme110
121.September MournRadler19
122.Suit 2 - YCB's Shot in the DarkPezintree19
123.Cryptkickers 1JohnRandy18
124.Deadin10Deadin1018
125.Death By Pinocle3oregontrail18
126.Die already Vigoda.TitanPilot18
127.The World Would Be A Better PlaceThe Gilberator18
128.Well nobody died did they? #1Archangel18
129.Anyone want a cold stiff one in phoenix? 3USER0220417
130.CadaverineDoozy17
131.Deathscore TwoDeathscore17
132.Lizzy 2010 #3Lizzy17
133.My Absolute Last Listnorthern reaper17
134.Northern Reaper My Absolute Last Listnorthern reaper17
135.Nurse! Nurse! Help me! 1Paul168117
136.Another Jolly Dead FellowFluvenson16
137.Beat the ReaperThe Reaper16
138.Cryptkickers 2JohnRandy16
139.Death becomes all Ten of You!splittertogo16
140.deep sleepersexecutionbyxmasslights16
141.All My Friends Are DeadDiamondToothGertie15
142.Always Look on the Bright Side of Death2Angel of Death15
143.DEEJ IDEEJ15
144.Dub's third listTheOriginalDub15
145.BratpackUSER0246114
146.Dead 10. Dead 10. Bingo!Starwanderer14
147.Dead Phuksspaceroach14
148.Justin's List-O-Death for 2010Justin14
149.Lizzy 2010 #1Lizzy14
150.Make Me ProudasthedeadtuRNs14
151.Killer Advocate IIlaptoplg13
152.The Fat Man Has SungBrucovitch13
153.Anyone want a cold stiff one in phoenix? 2USER0220412
154.Northern Reaper Bored Againnorthern reaper12
155.blueboy1Blueboy11
156.Mary Tyler Morgue's (Kick The) Bucket ListMary Tyler Morgue11
157.mauro2mauro11
158.Norther Reaper Another Listnorthern reaper11
159.The Real DealHinodae11
160.Anyone die today? #2Archangel00
161.Brody Bunchmicbrody00
162.Death By Pinocle2oregontrail00
163.Death March 41BCeltics00
164.Five O'Clock SocietyUSER0025500
165.Going To Take a (Final) Nap 2FireMutt3500
166.Hoople ThreeUSER0549600
167.Hurry Up and Die Already, Part XIhurryupndiealready00
168.List 4Chris Goulart00
169.mauro3mauro00
170.Moribundusmoribundus00
171.Northern Reaper My First Listnorthern reaper00
172.Phyllis Diller must goexecutionbyxmasslights00
173.Six foot hole in one, times ten...Starwanderer00
174.Way Below ParUSER0075000
 

 

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Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?

(d) May 29th, 2010