Justin's List-O-Death for 2010

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This list was submitted by Justin on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 8:14 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
4John Forsythe April 1st, 201092
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
1Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003