Run Run of Bad Luck Luck

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This list was submitted by USER00750 on Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 at 4:15 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
9Ferlin HuskyMarch 17th, 201185
8Seve BallesterosMay 7th, 201154
7Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
6King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
5Chemical Ali January 25th, 201068
4Peter FalkJune 23rd, 201183
3George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
2Gloria Stuart September 26th, 2010100
1Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003