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This list was submitted by moribundus on Monday, December 28th, 2009 at 5:37 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Miep Gies January 11th, 2010100
8Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
7Art Linkletter May 26th, 201097
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5John Wooden June 4th, 201099
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
1Gloria Stuart September 26th, 2010100
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003