This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Friday, December 25th, 2009 at 1:58 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 9 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 8 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 7 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 6 | Margaret Truman | January 29th, 2008 | 83 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 3 | Nanette Fabray | February 22nd, 2018 | 97 |
| 2 | Larry Flynt | February 10th, 2021 | 78 |
| 1 | Pete Doherty | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999