He called himself a "smut peddler". He has a solid gold wheelchair, won a case in front of the US Supreme Court, found and then lost Jesus, and was depicted by Woody Harrelson in a movie about his life. Hero? You be the judge.
Y'know, it used to be a big deal, but is there anybody left in the world who even knows what the hell a decathlon is?
(d) September 2nd, 2006