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This list was submitted by mauro on Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 at 8:06 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Giorgio ArmaniAlive?
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8Yitzhak ShamirJune 30th, 201296
7Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
3Silvio BerlusconiAlive?
2Not Famous 
1Valentino GaravaniAlive90
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998