This list was submitted by mauro on Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 at 8:06 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Giorgio Armani | Alive | ? |
9 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
8 | Yitzhak Shamir | June 30th, 2012 | 96 |
7 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
6 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
4 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
3 | Silvio Berlusconi | Alive | ? |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Valentino Garavani | Alive | 90 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998