This list was submitted by People Meat on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 1:49 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 9 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 3 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 2 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 1 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998