This list was submitted by moribundus on Friday, December 11th, 2009 at 1:26 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 8 | Jimmy Breslin | March 19th, 2017 | 86 |
| 7 | Fay Vincent | February 1st, 2025 | 86 |
| 6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 5 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 4 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 2 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 1 | Zbigniew Brzezinski | May 26th, 2017 | 89 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998