Taking Dead Aim

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This list was submitted by trail of blood on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 7:09 AM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
8Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
7Sidney Poitier January 6th, 202294
6Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
5Pope Benedict XVI December 31st, 202295
4Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
3Dick Van DykeAlive100
2Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
1Barbara Walters December 30th, 202293
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013