Breaking: Broadcaster Bernard Broken By Big Bad Bug.

Name
Bernard Shaw
Birthday
May 22, 1940
Age
82
Died on
Wednesday, September 7th, 2022
Famous
Confirmed
Monday, December 27th, 1999
Bernard Shaw
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998