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This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Monday, December 27th, 2021 at 3:52 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
9Clint EastwoodAlive95
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
6Dick Van DykeAlive99
5Maggie SmithSeptember 27th, 202489
4Alan AldaAlive89
3Tippi HedrenAlive95
2Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
1Elizabeth DoleAlive88
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021