The Kissinger of Death

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This list was submitted by merder4eva on Friday, December 17th, 2021 at 1:26 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
9Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
8Emperor AkihitoAlive?
7Loretta Lynn October 4th, 202288
6Julian AssangeAlive53
5Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
2Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
1Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002