"Oh, Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothin' 'bout lightin' kerosene lamps!"
Butterfly McQueen was never played in a game.
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000