This list was submitted by Bada Bing on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 8:16 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Freund Family Plot - 2021 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Rush Limbaugh | February 17th, 2021 | 70 |
9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
8 | George Shultz | February 6th, 2021 | 100 |
7 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
6 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
5 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 84 |
4 | Larry Flynt | February 10th, 2021 | 78 |
3 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
2 | Bernie Madoff | April 14th, 2021 | 82 |
1 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
37 points | 6 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999