Damn Near Dead II

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This list was submitted by Bada Bing on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 8:16 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Freund Family Plot - 2021 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rush Limbaugh February 17th, 202170
9Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
8George Shultz February 6th, 2021100
7Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
6Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
5Ayatollah KhameneiAlive86
4Larry Flynt February 10th, 202178
3Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
2Bernie Madoff April 14th, 202182
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
37 points 6 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002