Grateful Dead

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This list was submitted by Deader Than A Doornail on Tuesday, December 29th, 2020 at 7:26 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
8Bob Dole December 5th, 202198
7George Shultz February 6th, 2021100
6Beverly Cleary March 25th, 2021104
5Larry King January 23rd, 202187
4Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
3Robert DuvallAlive95
2Betty White December 31st, 202199
1Ned Beatty June 13th, 202183
27 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003