The 20\'s, they be roaring...

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This list was submitted by LMac113 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 4:32 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Come Join Me On The Bus To Hell Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
7Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
6Rosalyn Carter November 19th, 202396
5Tippi HedrenAlive95
4Harvey WeinsteinAlive?
3Mel BrooksAlive98
2Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
1Dick Van DykeAlive99
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003