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This list was submitted by Memjem19 on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 7:05 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
9Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Sidney Poitier January 6th, 202294
6Eva SaintAlive?
5Clint EastwoodAlive94
4Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
3Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
2William ShatnerAlive94
1Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003