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This list was submitted by Doug Graves on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 12:55 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
8Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7Pope Benedict XVI December 31st, 202295
6Emperor AkihitoAlive?
5Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
4Mel BrooksAlive100
3Dick Van DykeAlive100
2Joe BidenAlive?
1Alan GreenspanAlive100
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002