This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Monday, December 27th, 2021 at 3:49 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997