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This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Monday, December 27th, 2021 at 3:49 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IIAlive96
9Willie NelsonAlive?
8Bob BarkerAlive98
7Michael J. FoxAlive61
6Dick Van DykeAlive96
5Alan AldaAlive86
4Clint EastwoodAlive92
3Tony BennettAlive95
2Margaret AtwoodAlive?
1Maggie SmithAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999