All the Presidents Dead

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This list was submitted by gidget on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 9:41 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Donald TrumpAlive78
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Ruth Bader Ginsburg September 18th, 202087
7Dick CheneyAlive84
6Walter MondaleApril 19th, 202193
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Mitch McConnellAlive?
2Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
1Bill ClintonAlive?
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.

(d) December 6th, 2000