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This list was submitted by firewife4life on Wednesday, December 26th, 2018 at 4:05 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
9Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
8Mel BrooksAlive99
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
5Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
4Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Doris Day May 13th, 201997
1Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002