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This list was submitted by LMac on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:12 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
6Stan LeeNovember 12th, 201895
5Tom BrokawAlive85
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Red SchoendienstJune 6th, 201895
2Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
1Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014