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This list was submitted by sleddog on Friday, December 30th, 2016 at 5:52 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterAlive98
9Dick Van DykeAlive96
8Bob NewhartAlive93
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Stan LeeNovember 12th, 201895
5Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
4Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
1Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021