MATTOID - List Six

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Thursday, December 27th, 2007 at 8:20 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
9Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
8Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
7Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
6Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
5Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
4I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
3King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
2Ozzy OsbourneJuly 22nd, 202576
1Quentin TarantinoAlive63
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013