Death-(You've Got) The Touch

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This list was submitted by JayRockers! on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 6:24 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
7Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
6Eleanor MondaleSeptember 17th, 201151
5Art Buchwald January 17th, 200781
4Malcolm GlazerMay 28th, 201486
3Evel Knievel November 30th, 200769
2Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
1George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998