He owned Manchester United AND the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Bottom line: you just can never compensate enough for a receding hairline.

Name
Malcolm Glazer
Birthday
May 25, 1928
Age
86
Died on
Wednesday, May 28th, 2014
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, October 1st, 2006
Malcolm Glazer
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Guess the Stiff!

He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.

(d) December 17th, 1998