| 1. | Zzzevon | DePressED | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | If Brains Was Lard Jethro Couldn't Grease A Pan | USER00750 | 3 | 15 |
| 3. | Potted Plant 1 | DePressED | 3 | 15 |
| 4. | And Then There Were None | DePressED | 3 | 13 |
| 5. | Frankie 1 | DePressED | 3 | 13 |
| 6. | The Chosen | USER00750 | 3 | 11 |
| 7. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 2 | 18 |
| 8. | MA 05: The Big C is more lethal than handguns | USER01375 | 2 | 17 |
| 9. | Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen... | DePressED | 2 | 14 |
| 10. | DePressED 7 | DePressED | 2 | 13 |
| 11. | MA 16: Got my FC kneepads on | USER01375 | 2 | 12 |
| 12. | DePressED 5 | DePressED | 2 | 11 |
| 13. | MA 07: Hope springs eternal--but just in case | USER01375 | 2 | 11 |
| 14. | DePressED 3 | DePressED | 2 | 10 |
| 15. | DNR/DNI | Nurseboy | 2 | 9 |
| 16. | Mafia Actuary 01: Wizard of Odds | USER01375 | 2 | 9 |
| 17. | Frankie 2 | DePressED | 2 | 8 |
| 18. | MA 03: Werewolves? There wolves. There grave. | USER01375 | 2 | 8 |
| 19. | Barbie Spreadum | DePressED | 2 | 7 |
| 20. | Die2K 3 | USER01161 | 2 | 7 |
| 21. | Die2K1AIai.1AI | USER01161 | 2 | 7 |
| 22. | MA 06: You'll Never Walk Again | USER01375 | 2 | 7 |
| 23. | Barney Does Filthy Things To Thelma Lou | USER00750 | 2 | 6 |
| 24. | DePressED 4 | DePressED | 2 | 5 |
| 25. | MA 11: 105 years later you're hungry again | USER01375 | 2 | 5 |
| 26. | Venus Lovemotion | DePressED | 2 | 5 |
| 27. | Chad - My Hard-On Will Go On | USER01115 | 1 | 10 |
| 28. | Chad - What Ever Kills Ya Is Fine With Me | USER01115 | 1 | 10 |
| 29. | MA 13: Fifth stage is acceptance | USER01375 | 1 | 9 |
| 30. | Am I Otis Campbell? | USER00750 | 1 | 8 |
| 31. | And all who sail in her | rwt | 1 | 8 |
| 32. | Cartman's A List | USER01013 | 1 | 8 |
| 33. | Cartman's B-List | USER01013 | 1 | 8 |
| 34. | He's So Far Up My Ass I Can Taste Brylcreem | USER00750 | 1 | 8 |
| 35. | I name this list | rwt | 1 | 8 |
| 36. | MA 10: Excuse me--do you have any dead Papon? | USER01375 | 1 | 8 |
| 37. | May God bless her | rwt | 1 | 8 |
| 38. | Paddy O'Bitchery 2 | USER00059 | 1 | 8 |
| 39. | Pepster 3 | USER01583 | 1 | 8 |
| 40. | Potter's Field | USER00750 | 1 | 8 |
| 41. | She's So Fat Her Blood Type Is Ragu | USER00750 | 1 | 8 |
| 42. | Tsuga - Down Down Down | Tsuga | 1 | 8 |
| 43. | Bart and DJ - Jared Leto In Cornrows | Doc & DJ | 1 | 7 |
| 44. | BIG E - People's Choice | USER01367 | 1 | 7 |
| 45. | chalk-eater | USER00025 | 1 | 7 |
| 46. | Pepster 5 | USER01583 | 1 | 7 |
| 47. | He'll rip your lungs out Jim | DePressED | 1 | 6 |
| 48. | Justin Hale 8 | USER01531 | 1 | 6 |
| 49. | NVN: Wrong side of the grass | No Viagra Needed | 1 | 6 |
| 50. | Beaver Cleavage | DePressED | 1 | 5 |
| 51. | Christopher Reeve - Werewolves of Georgia | USER00020 | 1 | 5 |
| 52. | Die2K 1 | USER01161 | 1 | 5 |
| 53. | Die2K1AIai.1AIa | USER01161 | 1 | 5 |
| 54. | Discount Casket Outlet | Nurseboy | 1 | 5 |
| 55. | Heaven's Doorknockers | USER01127 | 1 | 5 |
| 56. | Lady Caroline Muffmuncher | DePressED | 1 | 5 |
| 57. | MA 12: Rangers finish last with or without him | USER01375 | 1 | 5 |
| 58. | Nurseboy 4 | Nurseboy | 1 | 5 |
| 59. | The Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DePressED | 1 | 5 |
| 60. | Tonya Slickbooty | DePressED | 1 | 5 |
| 61. | Die2K1AI | USER01161 | 1 | 4 |
| 62. | Doc--Jay Fiedler Tops My Wish List | Doc & DJ | 1 | 4 |
| 63. | Femme Fatale 3 | USER01205 | 1 | 4 |
| 64. | Chad - The Ex-Husband Of A Princess | USER01115 | 1 | 3 |
| 65. | DePressED 9 | DePressED | 1 | 3 |
| 66. | Pepster 8 | USER01583 | 1 | 3 |
| 67. | Chad - Operation 6 FT Under | USER01115 | 1 | 2 |
| 68. | DePressED 6 | DePressED | 1 | 2 |
| 69. | MA 02: Death means never having to say ur sorry | USER01375 | 1 | 2 |
| 70. | spinach | USER00025 | 1 | 2 |
| 71. | Dr. Who - Drive In Hearse | USER00146 | 1 | 1 |
| 72. | MA 04: He's faking it to avoid Iran-Contra mess? | USER01375 | 1 | 1 |
| 73. | MA 14: Kegger at the Vatican | USER01375 | 1 | 1 |
| 74. | U2ony Needs a Shave | USER01123 | 1 | 1 |
| 75. | Bad Karma 6 | M. Bessette-Kennedy | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Chad - 3 Rons Don't Make A Right | USER01115 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Christopher Reeve - Lynda the Dairy Princess | USER00020 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Cubs and Red Sox - Game 7 | USER00750 | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Defrocked Priests | Frankie Pentangeli | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Doc--Fuck Baseball | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | EBrake 1 For the Money | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | EBrake 2 Cancer 0 | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | EBrake 3 is a Crowd | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | EBrake 4 Better or Worser | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | EBrake 5 Regular Five Decaf | E-Brake | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | MA 15: In case we find Osama Alive | USER01375 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | Necro Phil and the Grim Reaper's Cheerleaders | USER01371 | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | Nurseboy 1 | Nurseboy | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | Nurseboy 2 | Nurseboy | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | NVN: Gacked to the nines | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Pepster 1 | USER01583 | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | Pepster 2 | USER01583 | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | Pepster 6 | USER01583 | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | Slick Needs to Lay Off the Sodomites | USER01123 | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Tsuga - Earth Died Screaming | Tsuga | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | Tsuga - The Black Rider | Tsuga | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | We Spin Terror 1 | USER01145 | 0 | 0 |