Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 8:21 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
9Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
8Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
2Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
1Prince RainierApril 6th, 200581
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003