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This list was submitted by USER01583 on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 7:09 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
7Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
6Gordon LightfootAlive?
5Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
4Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
3Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
2Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
1Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
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Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021