This list was submitted by Tsuga on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 11:02 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 3 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000