This list was submitted by USER01375 on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 8:21 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Osama bin Laden||May 2nd, 2011||54|
|9||Mullah Omar||July 31st, 2013||?|
|8||Johnny Oates||December 24th, 2004||58|
|7||Tom Laughlin||December 12th, 2013||82|
|6||Lester Maddox||June 25th, 2003||87|
|5||Sarah Brady||April 3rd, 2015||73|
|4||Yasser Arafat||November 11th, 2004||75|
|3||Byron Nelson||September 26th, 2006||94|
|1||Saddam Hussein||December 29th, 2006||69|
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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999