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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 8:21 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Mullah OmarJuly 31st, 2013?
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
6Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
5Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
4Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
3Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
2Hamid KarzaiAlive?
1Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999