| 1. | NVN: A Parrot with Tourette's | No Viagra Needed | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Birdman 2 | Bird | 4 | 29 |
| 3. | Death Soup: Carter's Genes Failed Him | MJ and Friends | 4 | 29 |
| 4. | Here's a free lesson for Doc and DJ | Bird | 4 | 28 |
| 5. | Death at Their Back Door | DashaAndBethers | 4 | 22 |
| 6. | no whammie, no whammie, no whammie | Maryjo80 | 4 | 20 |
| 7. | Doc & DJ--Milly del Rubio Memorial List | Doc & DJ | 3 | 27 |
| 8. | Doc & DJ--Searching for a Joke About Crackers and Apartheid | Doc & DJ | 3 | 27 |
| 9. | Doc & DJ--You Come at the King You Best Not Miss | Doc & DJ | 3 | 27 |
| 10. | When Orosco K'd Barrett in '86, Who Was the Mets' Catcher? | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 3 | 25 |
| 11. | Another Monkey Gland Please | Dr.Slime | 3 | 23 |
| 12. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 23 |
| 13. | Cha-Ka | DiamondToothGertie | 3 | 21 |
| 14. | Stewart50 | dodger50 | 3 | 21 |
| 15. | Death has been very very good to me | Donkey Sausage | 3 | 20 |
| 16. | NVN: Her tongue could hit my uvula | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 20 |
| 17. | Read all about it... | VaGentry | 3 | 20 |
| 18. | 21-gun salute | Donkey Sausage | 3 | 18 |
| 19. | Doc & DJ--Numbers Game | Doc & DJ | 3 | 18 |
| 20. | Blaze in Hell | Blaze20 | 3 | 16 |
| 21. | DEathbitch Rides again | PIANOGIRL | 3 | 16 |
| 22. | MrJeff's Six Months of Solitude | mrjeff2000 | 3 | 16 |
| 23. | Taking a Stance No More | GregDean | 2 | 19 |
| 24. | Coal Stompers 1 | radrunninal | 2 | 18 |
| 25. | Dead Meat | Susie Sicko | 2 | 18 |
| 26. | deathbitch | PIANOGIRL | 2 | 18 |
| 27. | NVN: R.I.P my buddy Joeman, we miss ya | No Viagra Needed | 2 | 17 |
| 28. | The Birth of Tragedy & the Death of These Twats | FredNietzsche | 2 | 16 |
| 29. | Are The Stars Out Yet? | Jinxed | 2 | 15 |
| 30. | Dead Ringer | Susie Sicko | 2 | 15 |
| 31. | NVN: Zsa Zsa the whore | No Viagra Needed | 2 | 15 |
| 32. | TEMPUS FUGIT--DIE ALREADY | 02495 | 2 | 15 |
| 33. | OVERDUE TO DIE | 02495 | 2 | 14 |
| 34. | Dead and Buried Before Fall | DashaAndBethers | 2 | 13 |
| 35. | When Death Calls | DashaAndBethers | 2 | 12 |
| 36. | He'll be dead in a minute | Charon's Obol | 2 | 10 |
| 37. | Heywood Jablome? | USER00119 | 2 | 6 |
| 38. | dingy momo | me first | 1 | 9 |
| 39. | Heywood Jablome, TIA | USER00119 | 1 | 9 |
| 40. | Yankees28in12 | Destinyman | 1 | 8 |
| 41. | Click here if you wanna be my prison bitch | zombie lover | 1 | 5 |
| 42. | Idnon50 | dodger50 | 1 | 3 |
| 43. | DC Celebrity Necrologist In Training 2012 | DC Celebrity Necrologist | 1 | 2 |
| 44. | Heywood Jablome Again | USER00119 | 1 | 1 |
| 45. | ToeTagger | Wallbanger | 1 | 1 |
| 46. | Bucket Kickers | Bucket Kickers 2012 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | Click here to join the Chaz Bono Fan Club | zombie lover | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | Jagrnuts sick list | Jagrnut | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | Reap Em & Weep #4 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | Show me The Money | USER01368 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | Sleddog 1 | sleddog | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Thelaughmakers 6 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | ToeTaggerMore | Wallbanger | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | ToeTaggerToo | Wallbanger | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Zsa Zsa Run Run Die Die | zombie lover | 0 | 0 |