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This list was submitted by USER00557 on Tuesday, January 31st, 2012 at 7:43 PM PST for The February 2012 Lee Jr..

This list is in the Blake Street Boneyard 2012 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
3Esther WilliamsJune 6th, 201391
2Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
1Arlo GuthrieAlive74
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999