He served as state president of South Africa from 1989 to 1994 and as deputy president from 1994 to 1996. No scandals. None. Jesus. Were we out of our minds when we made this guy famous?
She slept with a bunch of political bigwigs and ended up as the U.S. Ambassador to France. You didn't really think Madonna was breaking new ground, did you?
(d) February 5th, 1997