He served as state president of South Africa from 1989 to 1994 and as deputy president from 1994 to 1996. No scandals. None. Jesus. Were we out of our minds when we made this guy famous?
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Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
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Now is one of those times.
(d) August 16th, 2019