Farted Open
Raped Often
Deaf Pen Rot
Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.
Reaped Font
Patron Feed
Defeat Porn
Now is one of those times.
If there's a Hell, then Jerry's in it, and he has to listen to tape after tape after tape of that endless, noodling garbage. He's dead and we're grateful.
(d) August 9th, 1995