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This list was submitted by USER02726 on Monday, January 21st, 2002 at 3:53 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
8Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
7Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
6Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
5Mullah OmarJuly 31st, 2013?
4Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
3Larry KramerMay 27th, 202084
2Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
1Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003