This list was submitted by USER02726 on Monday, January 21st, 2002 at 3:53 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
7 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
6 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
5 | Mullah Omar | July 31st, 2013 | ? |
4 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
3 | Larry Kramer | May 27th, 2020 | 84 |
2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
1 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
16 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003