Because when you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as...oops. Never mind.
Nora Ephron was never played in a game.
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002