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This list was submitted by USER03665 on Sunday, January 6th, 2002 at 4:54 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
7Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
6Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
5Chick Hearn August 5th, 2002?
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
2John LindhAlive?
1Mullah OmarJuly 31st, 2013?
16 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999