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The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

COUNTESSQ 2

Submitted by USER00992 on December 31, 2001.

Score
3hits so far
23tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Bob Hayes hitSep 18, 2002 Sep 18, 2002 59
9 Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon hitMar 30, 2002 Mar 30, 2002 94
8 Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013 Dec 18, 2013 84
7 Ronald ReaganJun 5, 2004 Jun 5, 2004 93
6 Eunice ShriverAug 11, 2009 Aug 11, 2009 88
5 Estee LauderApr 24, 2004 Apr 24, 2004 97
4 John Gotti hitJun 10, 2002 Jun 10, 2002 61
3 Van CliburnFeb 27, 2013 Feb 27, 2013 78
2 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
1 Whitney HoustonFeb 11, 2012 Feb 11, 2012 48

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'